Yggdrasil

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Rosemead, CA

Joined: 13 years ago on 04/03/07
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Yggdrasil is currently piloting TSUNAMI VORTEX with LuffyDan

TSUNAMI VORTEX's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Mustache-Mounted Hammer Flood
• Rambunctious Suplex of Luck

DOSSIER: Job is to support soldiers by upgrading their offensive power. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Final Asskicking, a plan to use an unbelievable, new concentrated energy blast to hopefully end psoraisis. Certainly that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Frisky Nightmare when the pilots sacrificed several hundred innocent bystanders in order to save a small amount of time. Everybody agrees: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and have an unequaled ability to crush some Kaiju children.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by loving parents in the affluent swamps of Transylvania. Life threw a fucking curveball when friends were seduced by her little brother. It was at the age of 23 that she swore revenge. Each withering fuck-up was a step away from the kind of shit that that her sense of honor demanded.

Played first base for the Mets despite a painful recurring prolapse because sometimes life is crazy like that.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked failure despite killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Chief Asskicker by her commanding officer.

"Son, you, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything Mommy said and adapt to the crazy situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you're fucked. Believe me, this is one pilot who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.