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Tetsuro Hazuki

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About Tetsuro Hazuki

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Burbank, CA

Joined: 12 years ago on 04/03/07
Last Visit: 11 months ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Well, I'm a nerd, but most people don't think I am...I'm into computers, anime, art, games of many kinds (video games, card games, stuff like that) If you want to know more, feel free to send a message/comment/IM to me anytime ;)”

What do you do for fun?

“Hang out with my roommates, and party if I feel like it.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm back at my old lighting job at PRG, but now I'm a lighting technician *thumbs up*”

What's your dream job?

“To go out on lighting gigs like concerts, tours, and award shows...stuff like that.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Hell, every day of my life is funny....how about you ask me sometime?”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'm not looking for anything in particular, but if I find a good friend out there, or something better, that suits me fine”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I've had my share of them....unfortunately, they didn't work out, but you never know until you try.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Galaxy Express 999, the original Robotech, FLCL, Dragonball Z (I know, hardly an anime...), Trigun, Abenobashi, pretty much everything from the Gundam series, Photon, Lupin the 3rd, Record of Lodoss War, Grappler Baki,and a few of the Miyazaki films.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Metal...all kinds of it and plenty of it, some rock, and yes....swing music....I <3 it.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Pretty much most video games...although RPG's are my favorite. I'm into a lot of different animes, but Galaxy Express 999 was my introduction into the anime world. I'm also a Magic: The Gathering freak....been playing it since middle school.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“So far, I've only been to Anime Expo...but I would like to go to more cons sometime >_>”

Into games? List your favorites!

“FFXI, Lord of the Rings Online, City of Heroes, Lineage II, God of War 1 and 2, Fable, Supreme Commander, the Grand Theft Auto series, WoW, Chrono Trigger (best game ever), and quite a few more.”

Other Online Gaming Info

“See games above.”

Jaeger Assignment

Tetsuro Hazuki is currently piloting PIONEER COWBOY with Christinue

PIONEER COWBOY's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Damnation Bash
  • Labia-Mounted Crossbow

DOSSIER: Job is to support friendly forces by improving their offensive capabilities. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Highway Storm, a plan to use a game-changing, ancient concentrated energy blast to decisively end this war for human survival. Cannot be damaged by ice-based attacks. Certainly that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Unstoppable Ragnarok when the pilots sacrificed several thousand abortion clinics in order to save a fellow Jaeger pilot. At times, the pilots' parents have envied the pilots' dedication to partying. One thing is certain: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by some serious assholes in the affluent suburbs of an average American small town. Life was transformed permanently when nipples were kidnapped by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring hime here. It was at the age of 23 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Spent the next several hours trying to get laid in a hidden comic book store. Each withering day was a step closer to the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Unlocked his inner unicorn at Sweet Valley High where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a seasoned expert with unbeatable levels of violence, termed "Ferocious Falcon Style", he soon gained the attention of commanders.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to potato peeler, first class by the President of what remained of the world.

"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot worse at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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