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Socket7

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About Socket7

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Fremont, CA

Joined: 12 years ago on 04/06/07
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“They say that I'm good with my hands. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Void warranties on things. Building computers and car stereos. Driving down winding roads and finding high places to look down on the world from”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I am an IT ninja for a major computer hardware manufacturer. You probably love one of our products.”

What's your dream job?

“My current job, with double, no triple, the pay, and half the work.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I am a member of the ancient and honorable order of E Clampus Vitus ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I just want a relationship”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“People who are awesome. People who can take photos of me looking, if not being cool. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“It's fun to talk dirty and all, but love leads to tears in long distance relationships.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Lain, Texhnolyze, Haibane, Ghost in the Shell (the mangas, all 3 movies, both TV series.) FLCL, DearS, Slayers, Wich Hunter Robin, Bleach , Battle Angel Alita (manga), Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040, Howls moving castle, Mononoke, Spirited away, ”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Electronica! Anything with a good melody, Drum and Bass, Downtempo anything, jazz, break-beat, jungle, house, trance anything really so long as it isn't crappy radio music. ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“watching anime, reading manga, voiding warranties on electronics of all kinds, PC gaming,”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Fanime (for the fellow nerds), sevenstock (for my rotorhead buddies.)”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Half-life (all of them), EvE Online, Portal , Darwinia. Area 51(arcade), PINBALL (analog games rule), Uplink, Tyrian, Fallout 2”

Steam Nickname

“SocketSeven”

Other Online Gaming Info

“EvE Online, Half-life 2 deathmatch, mechwarrior (if anyone ever wanted to play me :()”

Jaeger Assignment

Socket7 is currently piloting SECRET LUMBERJACK with Shadow Faye

SECRET LUMBERJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Smothering Groin Blast
  • Headstrong Strike

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply courageous repair services to basically anybody who asks, even during the heartbreak of undercover battles. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Defiant Cumberbatch, a plan to use an experimental, new boner pill to ensure struggle against Kaiju. As we all know that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Heroic Rumble when the pilots sacrificed two or three unwed mothers in order to save money on car insurance. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. One thing is certain: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to lovemaking abilities.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was a mild-mannered librarian. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that he swore revenge. Spent the next several years fighting for survival in a secret robot repair shop. Each surpising moment was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his heart yearned for.

Truly blossomed on the streets where he studied pretty much anything his voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with basically everybody. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.

In the aftermath of the touching clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to bat boy for the Mets by God himself.

Critics have described his combat aptitude style as "embarrassing weaksauce", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton ravaged all of my friends."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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