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Age: 36Gender: MLocation: Ypsilanti, MI
Joined: 12 years ago on 04/07/07Last Visit: 11 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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“Salve! I'm John a psych major in ypsi just finishing up my undergrad then it's on to grad school...yay grad school. I'm a nerd and I'm ok with that so I'm hoping everyone else here it too. I'd love to find a relationship but friends are great as well”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Read, sleep, ocassioinally go out, you wanna make that more frequent let me know.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm a full time student and I work at a bookstore, I handle ordering the tradebooks which is dangerous...so many books...”
What's your dream job?
“I"d like to go into marriage and family counseling which is what I'm studying now”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I'm all for meeting friends although my ideal would be to meet a gal who want's go to out ;)”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“ I've done them in the past, they're hard but I might do it again for the right girl.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Lodos war, Kenshin, there's others that I'll list later I'm always open to suggestions”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“pretty much anything but rap”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“D10 or D20 are fun though I don't get to game as much as I'd like I'm also into Magic the gathering but I haven't bought cards in a long time”
emueaglejt is currently piloting FESTERING HALLELUJAH with PurinaMooseChow
FESTERING HALLELUJAH's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply helpful blowjobs to soldiers, even during the frenzy of high-speed lovemaking. Cannot be damaged by sensitive attacks. One thing is certain: these pilots are fun-loving and live to aggressively fuck some Kaiju faces.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a travelling Gypsy. Father was deeply in love with her. Profoundly devastated by the murder of some shitty cat when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 5 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each suprisingly filthy day was a step toward the sensitive touching that most people would stay the fuck away from.Found himself by the school of life where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite killing his best friend. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.Following the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Chief Asskicker by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.Jealous people have described his combat aptitude style as "embarrassing dick-slapping", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the best stuff since my dad sexually dominated my ass."Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.
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