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Age: 33Gender: MLocation: Marietta, GA
Joined: 12 years ago on 04/08/07Last Visit: 7 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I've got a big bag of crabs here.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“SCA (heavy fighting and live weapons), exercise, relax”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Game support lead”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“This one time, at bible camp...”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone with bat wings.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Cowboy Bebop, G Gundam, Death Note”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Can listen to most anything, mostly been on indie rock right now.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Models, PC gaming, strategy card games”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Magic, L4D, Fallout 3, Jedi Academy, King's Quest, Castlevania”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
SwingBlade is currently piloting BEEFCAKE BEEFCAKE with spinkle
BEEFCAKE BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply helpful repair services to friendly forces, even during the heartbreak of night-time battles. May be vulnerable to melancholy. We can safely say historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Stalwart Hercules, during which most of Texas was destroyed in an effort to relieve boredom. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and live to break some Kaiju emotions.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was deeply in love with her. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 6 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each sexual day was a step closer to being less of an asshole that his heart yearned for.Was accepted to Harvard despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because sometimes life is crazy like that.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with his copilot. Due to his actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to becoming even more of a badass and has no fucking idea what he's doing."The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot worse at shit in general if he hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.
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