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Lovex

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About Lovex

Age: 40
Gender: F
Location: Cleveland, OH

Joined: 12 years ago on 04/13/07
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Jaeger Assignment

Lovex is currently piloting DEFIANCE PASSION with Grundle

DEFIANCE PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Wondrous Whip
  • Headstrong Ear Blast of Despair

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply ferocious tax advice to basically anybody who asks, even during the mayhem of covert lovemaking. Often, experienced Jaeger pilots have expressed concern over the pilots' masturbation habits. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are drunken and have one purpose, which is to piss all over some Kaiju reproductive organs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and intellectual stimulation. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 19 that she swore revenge. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds fucking people up in a seriously shady robot repair shop. Each enchanting fuck-up was a step closer to the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Slept with a village of hobos despite being completely blind because of having nothing better to do.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid triumph despite infuriating basically everybody. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Head Badass by God himself.

"You, you can study the training videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the life or death situation right in front of you. If you don't, you're fucked. Trust me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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