Vanishing Point is currently piloting MAJESTY BLIZZARD with ayn-chan
MAJESTY BLIZZARD's special combat abilities are known to include:
Fertility Slicer Orgy
Head-Mounted Cannon
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply suicidally-insane massages to basically anybody who asks, even during the melancholy of undercover skirmishes. As we all know that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Defiant Eruption when the pilots sacrificed two or three psychopaths in order to save its reputation. Everybody agrees: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to general cleanliness.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and intellectual stimulation. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 23 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Soon, he mastered the techniques of oral hygeine. Each sexual lesson was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that his heart yearned for.
Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite being addicted to blowjobs because his mother forced him to. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a seasoned expert with erotic speed, termed "Ferocious Tiger Style", he soon gained the admiration of hippies.
During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful crowd-pleaser despite infuriating his best friend. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was incinerated.
Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, he dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and as usual, is really shitting the bed.
"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot better at not completely getting the shit kicked out of him if he started touching himself a little more. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"
Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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