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Age: 31Gender: FLocation: Vallejo, CA
Joined: 12 years ago on 04/19/07Last Visit: 11 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Write, Surf the Web, Evil Laughs, Weird people out, Confuse people, stare at walls, skip, be shy just for the hell of it, and enjoy my slight addiction to masochism.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
What's your dream job?
“To be an ASL interpreter for Deaf children.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I dunno.....you might blackail me.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Everybody. Otaku Unite! Like Voltron! XD”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Mahoromatic, DearS, Popotan, Strawberry Marshmallow, Solty Rei, Elfen Lied, Cromartie High, Excel Saga, Yotsuba, and EVERYTHING ELSE.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Daft Punk, IMonster, Utada Hikaru, Gackt, Rob Zombie, Weird AL, J-Pop, Anime Soundtracks, and Anything Weird. I'll listen to anything really, those were just off the top of my head.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Collecting anime and manga, and all of the paraphenalia that goes along with it.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“FANIME!!!!!! Hell yes.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Super Smash Bros., Mario Kart, Zelda (all oldies, but goodies), Star Ocean, Dragonball Z Budokai 1,2,3, and tenkaichi, Grand Theft Auto 3, Vice City, San Andreas, Katamari Damacy, We <3 Katamari, ETC. Oh, and Hey You! Pikachu... yes, Pikachu....”
Other Online Gaming Info
“I used to play Everquest, but we don't have AOL anymore (and haven't for a long time)..... I miss it.”
Ruby is currently piloting INFLAMED TINGLE with aett
INFLAMED TINGLE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply suicidally-insane counseling services to other Jaegers, even during the melancholy of undercover brawls. Perhaps that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Rainbow Asshole when the pilots sacrificed two or three innocent bystanders in order to save a couple of beat-up Chevy Malibus. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they fingerbang the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with wolves in the idyllic suburbs of New York. Deeply aroused by the death of some shitty cat at the age of three. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with controlling her emotions. It was at the age of 23 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds masturbating in a filthy field. Each joyful moment was a step away from the kind of shit that her heart yearned for.Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite being addicted to blowjobs because she was the one foretold by the prophecy.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to shaving her pubes and has been making some pretty good progress.Haters have described her sensual kissing style as "second-rate bullshit", while mostly everybody else has described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since gonhorrea invaded your mom."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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