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Age: 32Gender: FLocation: Salisbury, MD
Joined: 13 years ago on 04/24/07Last Visit: 11 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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What do you do for fun?
“I write, watch TV. I'm a HUGE movie junkie. I take photographs. I read books (WHAAAAAAAAAT).”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm basically a student, working towards my college art major. I work two jobs now. My bitches just ain't bringin' in the money they used to. ”
What's your dream job?
“Either acting, writing, or doing some kind of art for the rest of my life. I would love to be a photographer. As long as I enjoy what I do, I'm good.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I got so drunk I could not see straight, but still beat my friend and her cousin at Egyptian Rat Screw. Yes!”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone interesting who's got a sense of humor. Boring is always a negative. ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“If you can see each other sometimes, then maybe. If it's only over the web, don't think so. ”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Psh, whatever. I'll read/watch it if it has an interesting storyline and a style that appeals to me.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I'm into all kinds of music, 'cept for hardcore rap and some country. Jazz, celtic rock, R&B, funk, pop, rock, folk, punk, swing, I love it all.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I read manga and watch anime occassionally, video games rock, and my drawing style looks cartoony. I also play on the 360 occasionally.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I don't really go to conventions all that much, but I'm thinking about going to a few in the future. ”
Into games? List your favorites!
“I know I'm a major dork, but I love Kingdom Hearts I and II. I also like the old-school Playstation games, like Resident Evil and Tomb Raider. Silent Hill's also a favorite, and I'm a sucker for racing games. LEFT 4 DEAD HOLLAH.”
XBox Live! Gamertag
“winters and nix”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Your mom. ”
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