DifferentlySane

Age: 39
Gender: M
Location: London, England

Joined: 13 years ago on 04/29/07
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Type: Gold Member
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DifferentlySane is currently piloting BASTARD ERECTION with lowcutskeleton

BASTARD ERECTION's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Leopard's Whip
• Billion-Tackle Spasm Assault

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply much-needed blowjobs to basically anybody who asks, even during the mayhem of full-force brawls. At times, homeless men have been awestruck by the pilots' dedication to partying. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of encouragement and church-going. Life was transformed permanently when parents were seduced by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring hime here. It was at the age of 5 that he discovered bathing. As time progressed, he totally failed to unlock the secrets of drinking. Each erotic day was a step closer to the sensitive touching that his parents expected from him.

Was accepted to Harvard despite a total lack of bowel control because of his burning passion to succeed. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a drunken sailor with erotic sensuality, termed "Elegant Bastard Style", he soon gained the erections of perverts all over the world.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite killing his mother. Classified intel indicates most of the town was saved and the rest was burned to the ground.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to becoming even more of a badass and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

So-called experts have described his partying style as "weak-ass bullshit", while others have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the toughest stuff since gonhorrea ravaged your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.