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About coldbrains4

Age: 32
Gender: F
Location: Ojai, CA

Joined: 13 years ago on 05/09/07
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Mostly Harmless
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hi! I am Jemima. I am left handed. I speak my mind. I have a septum piercing. Poop jokes make me giggle. I have no idea what I am doing with my life. I like food, and crafting, and terrible dark humor. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Read, watch cartoons, make stuff for the hell of it, think about Dr. Who, think about Harry Potter, crochet, draw terrible fanart, go on local adventures, hang out with animals, waste time.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I yell at kids for money. ”

What's your dream job?


Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I punched The Flash. True Story. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Anyone who can hold a conversation with me. People who like food and won't get tired of hearing me talk about it. Anyone with gastric problems who wants to laugh at farting with me. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“In the past 2 years I dated someone I lived with, and someone who lived in another state. Neither were ideal. ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Outlaw Star, Cowboy Bebop, Avatar: The last Airbender, FLCL, Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad, Trigun, Elfen Lied, Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi, Blood+, all the Studio Ghibli films, Full Metal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Folk, Bluegrass, Pop, some Country, Rock, some Punk, very little Metal. Probably something from every category, really. Lately, mostly Folk though. ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Renaissance and Pirate Faires, Steampunk, webcomics, regular comics. Costuming. Putting dice in my nose and shooting them out at people. Science Fiction/ Fantasy. THE INTERNET. ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Truth or Dare, Trivial persuit, Harry Potter trivia, Apples to Apples, Scrabble”

Jaeger Assignment

coldbrains4 is currently piloting STALLION BRAWLER with Icedhope

STALLION BRAWLER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Groin-Mounted Machine Gun
  • Dragon's Kick of Doom

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply ferocious repair services to other Jaeger pilots. Certainly historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Defiant Sword, during which most of Antarctica was destroyed in an effort to get laid. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. Everybody agrees: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to oral hygiene.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with wolves in the dangerous foothills of Hell itself. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 19 that she reached puberty. Each grueling day was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Was accepted to Harvard despite a painful recurring prolapse because sometimes life is crazy like that.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing affair despite "accidentally" killing the old lady down the block. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was incinerated.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to drinking a lot and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"Buddy, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the new situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. Believe me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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