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JJKou

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About JJKou

Age: 26
Gender: F
Location: Boston, MA

Joined: 7 years ago on 05/18/07
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hey baby, I'm from another planet :D”

What do you do for fun?

“Play lots of music (piano, guitar, trumpet), read (mostly history and biographies), watch baseball (RED SOX <3), gardening.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm a full-time student at Tufts University in Boston. Don't have time for much else O=”

What's your dream job?

“Something to do with.... I'll get back to you on that.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I do weird quirky things like experimenting with how many colors I can shove into one outfit, or wear headphones without listening to any music simply because they make my ears feel safe and secure. Little things add up to make me who I am.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“someone who is fun, loving, and can still have an intellectual conversation.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They suck >3 But if it's worth working for...I don't know.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Gurren Lagann, Baccano!, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Lovely Complex, Bleach, Death Note, Naruto, Prince of Tennis, Digimon, Sailor Moon.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I'm into all different kinds of music - I love classical piano, big band jazz, and my favorite rock band is the Beatles. I'm also a sucker for anime/videogame theme songs and other catchy J-rock/J-pop.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“watching anime, reading manga, cosplay, playing videogames, reading fanfiction, arranging anime music”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Katsucon, Anime Boston, AnimeNEXT, Otakon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Phoenix Wright, Kingdom Hearts, .Hack, Zelda, Pokemon”

Jaeger Assignment

JJKou is currently piloting PULSATING KRAKEN with Solomon Grundy

PULSATING KRAKEN's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Intoxicated Haymaker Eruption
  • Enlightenment Strike

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to attack Kaiju and supply ferocious massages to soldiers. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Magical Storm, a plan to use a fucked-up, secret doomsday device to prolong inflation. Cannot be damaged by ice-based enemy attacks. Certainly that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Heroic Sword when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of unwed mothers in order to save a couple of beat-up Chevy Malibus. At times, other Jaeger pilots have envied the pilots' choice of personal grooming habits. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and comic books. Existence threw a fucking curveball when imaginary friends were kidnapped by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 19 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Gradually, she mastered the secrets of Hokuto Shinken. Each enchanting day was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that her heart yearned for.

Truly blossomed at Yale where she studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Head Badass by her commanding officer.

"People need to understand, you can study the training videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you learned and react to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Trust me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.


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