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Age: 28Gender: MLocation: Tempe, AZ
Joined: 12 years ago on 05/20/07Last Visit: 7 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Somnomancy isn't as easy as it looks, babe.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Homework, University cafe work, "oh god why do I have to use virtualizations" work, etc.”
What's your dream job?
“Breaking into things and lying to people. Working within non-profit organizations in order to better defend our rights as digital citizens.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Meating people is wrong. Unless you're hungry.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“5 Centimeters per Second, Neon Genesis Evangalion, Bleach, Death Note, FLCL, Azumanga Daioh, Gurren Lagann”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Menomena, Florence + the Machine, Tegan and Sara, M83, Marina & the Diamonds, Fol Chen, Massive Attack, etc.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I play games (not as often as I'd like to), I watch movies (more often than I used to), I read books (not as much as I should).”
Into games? List your favorites!
“D&D, Tales Of series, League of Legends, DDR, Stone Soup Dungeon Crawl, Baldur's Gate series, NWN2 (and expansions,) Golden Sun series, etc.”
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Other Online Gaming Info
“PSOBB, WoW (sometimes), LoL”
Emyrsian is currently piloting GASSY GUARDIAN with OverHeadCam
GASSY GUARDIAN's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is to supply furious offense intended to destroy the Kaiju by pulverizing their children. Cannot be damaged by ice-based Kaiju. Certainly historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Final Ragnarok, during which most of Sydney was destroyed in an effort to relieve boredom. Sometimes, media pundits have heaped praise upon the pilots' oral hygiene. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to general cleanliness.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of encouragement and intellectual stimulation. Existence didn't really change much when parents were killed by his little brother. It was at the age of 19 that he had a sex change. Decided to spend the next several hours doing nothing in a secret field. Each suprisingly filthy moment was a step closer to the kind of shit that his heart yearned for.Was accepted to Harvard despite being completely blind because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent triumph despite impregnating a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.Refusing to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to shaving his pubes and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success."Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the new situation at hand. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Trust me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.
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