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Kimchi Maker

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About Kimchi Maker

Age: 38
Gender: M
Location: Little Ferry, NJ

Joined: 13 years ago on 05/21/07
Last Visit: 2 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I love dat ass. Also I drink and gamble.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Fooding is a thing I do for fun.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Warehouse Manager”

What's your dream job?

“Being a Millionaire.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I helped call an ambulance for Iron Chef Morimoto after he saw me in the buff.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Do you like Tequila? No? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Hahahah. Some”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Oh dear jesus this list will be too long to handle. Just ask me.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?


Into games? List your favorites!

“Any and all FPS. Most RPGS. But I'm a PC gamer at heart, so anything that is on PC, I'll probably like it.”

Steam Nickname


XBox Live! Gamertag


Other Online Gaming Info

“Almost anything Co-op.”

Jaeger Assignment

Kimchi Maker is currently piloting ALLURING METEOR with KittKattKitten

ALLURING METEOR's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Labia-Mounted Boomerang
  • Thousand-Bodycheck Attack Inferno

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to pulverize Kaiju and supply perilous counseling services to other Jaeger pilots. As we all know that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Secret Hercules when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of leading scientists in order to save some dude's record collection. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they explode the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with some serious assholes in the affluent foothills of Hell itself. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 6 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Each surpising moment was a step toward the triumph that his heart yearned for.

Unlocked his inner unicorn at Stanford where he studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite annoying the shit out of nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

Deciding to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"Listen up, rookie, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you're fucked. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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