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Age: 38Gender: FLocation: Mount Holly, NJ
Joined: 13 years ago on 05/23/07Last Visit: 2 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I have no ideas, only opinions. ”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“knit hats, commandeer things, bake cupcakes, sleep, cook meat, wear skirts, drink tea, get intoxicated, and watch an arse-load of movies. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I work for dee man, man.”
What's your dream job?
“Mistress of the house.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“While working at the Disney Store, I only started telling people my favourite disney character was Tinker Bell because of the weird looks from telling them it was Jessica Rabbit. ”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Rebels, misfits, pirates, and wrestlers. ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They exist, like that bunny at the mall.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Arm of Kannon, Azumanga Daioh, El Hazard, Golden Boy, Colourful, Tenchi Muyo, One Piece, but honestly, I like more western cartoons, like Batman:tBatB, Freakazoid, The Tick, etc. ”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“NIN, Type O Negative, MC Chris, Prince, Zep, Bowie, Saul Williams, Kate Nash, Oingo Boingo, Langhorne Slim”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Books, books, more books, and funny reviews of terrible movies. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“blah blah blah”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Pinball Effects 2, Kingdom Hearts, Brain Age, Okami, Bioshock, Virtua Fighter, Skate., The Warriors, Infamous”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Daria is currently piloting MASCULINE SHOCKER with john william
MASCULINE SHOCKER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is to support friendly forces by augmenting their long-range detection capabilities. Frequently, the pilots' parents have been awestruck by the pilots' alcohol tolerance. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will cause incurable cancer every so often. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they break the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by wolves in the dangerous foothills of Madagascar. Not all that aroused by the conversion to Islam of some shitty cat at the age of three. At an early age, showed much promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 19 that she discovered bathing. Each joyful lesson was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that her heart yearned for.Educated in a secret Buddhist temple where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a tiger with drunkenly unpredictable sensuality, termed "Elegant Bastard Style", she soon gained the admiration of hippies.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid affair despite "accidentally" killing Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.Refusing to get a clue, she re-dedicated herself to opening her hearts to change and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.Haters have described her partying style as "amateur bullshit", while others have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the coolest stuff since gonhorrea ravaged all of my friends."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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