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Age: 39Gender: MLocation: Mount Holly, NJ
Joined: 13 years ago on 05/24/07Last Visit: 7 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“We are not only men of science; we are also men of hope”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I like to get wrecked on the spice Melange and make bleak predictions about the future. You?”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Rogue Accountant ”
What's your dream job?
“Writer - Comics books, movies, and what have you. ”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I own a banana full of monkies.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I want to meet humans. Have you survived the Gom Jabbar?”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I think they are possible, but statistically unlikely to work.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“I'm kinda old school: Dirty Pair, Gunsmith Cats, El Hazard, Golden Boy, and Tenchi Muyo, just to name a few.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Rock and Roll, Punk, Rockabilly, Nerdcore, etc. To name a few bands and artists: Queen, AC/DC, Van Halen, The Police, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Foo Fighters, Matisyahu, etc. If you want to know more, just ask. ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I am into all manner of animation, art, and tabletop gaming. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I'm one of those guys that somehow never ends up going. It's sad really. Can you help?”
Into games? List your favorites!
“World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy VI, Dark Cloud 2, God of War, etc. I also enjoy Trivial Pursuit and Zombies!”
elDiablo is currently piloting ROTUND BEEFCAKE with espionage
ROTUND BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to supply ferocious tax advice to soldiers, even during the heartbreak of desperate brawls. Perhaps that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Unstoppable Hogwarts when the pilots sacrificed many homeless drunks in order to save several terabytes of pornography. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of cocaine and religion. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Spent the next several hours getting his ass kicked in a seriously shady robot repair shop. Each grueling day was a step toward the kind of shit that that his sense of honor demanded.Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because of having nothing better to do. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a drunken sailor with senseless passion, termed "Elegant Monkey Style", he soon gained the praise of nudists.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful failure despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of nerds. Thanks to his efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood.Following the grueling battle, pilot was immediately promoted to General by God himself."Listen up, rookie, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything you think you know and react to the crazy situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Trust me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.
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