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Dart-Chan

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About Dart-Chan

Age: 28
Gender: F
Location: Cheltenham, PA

Joined: 6 years ago on 05/24/07
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello! Apparently I'm one of those rare "hot nerds," have you heard of us? ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Draw a lot, write fan-fics, pester the balls out of people online... the usual.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm a cake decorator :) Fear my baking skills!!”

What's your dream job?

“Opening and running my own cosplay shop or bakery”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Sexy Moogle Cosplay FTW.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone who shares the same interests and is relatively close to home.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They're usually great. I have no complaints as long as the partner knows what a LDR entails.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Above all, HELLSING. Other than that, I generally get along with most anime.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“All of it”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Manga and anime diva and an ex-cosplay goddess. :D!”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Depends on what's around and how good they sound.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Anything Zelda related. And Super Mario RPG... the best game ever. I'm also required by law to state I'm a recovering WoW Addict. lol”

Other Online Gaming Info

“I will admit to being a recovered/recovering WoW addict with epic'd out lvl 80's at my disposal... *cry*”

Jaeger Assignment

Dart-Chan is currently piloting SPECTACULAR KRAKEN with GuyOnCouch

SPECTACULAR KRAKEN's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Amazing Head Strike
  • Thousand-Uppercut Orgy

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply much-needed massages to other Jaeger pilots, even during the frenzy of covert lovemaking. Certainly that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Unyielding Derelict when the pilots sacrificed several thousand leading scientists in order to save this one guy nobody even likes. At times, the pilots' parents have envied the pilots' intensity. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they smash the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a travelling Gypsy. Father was a mild-mannered librarian. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 5 that she swore revenge. Each withering day was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that her sense of honor demanded.

Slept with a village of hobos despite a total lack of bowel control because her mother forced her to. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a scampering ferret with depressingly inconsistent levels of violence, termed "Invincible Tiger Style", she soon gained the praise of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane triumph despite falling in love with her copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.

In the aftermath of the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to bat boy for the Mets by her first grade teacher.

Critics have described her combat aptitude style as "second-rate bullshit", while others have described it as "awesome" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee invaded your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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