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Age: 34Gender: MLocation: Miami, FL
Joined: 13 years ago on 05/25/07Last Visit: 12 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Miami has this way of taking hold of yo and never quite letting you go... No matter how badly you want to.”
Current Relationship Status
“Seeing some people, not tied down.”
What do you do for fun?
“I think on things, to reassure myself that I exist. For example, I think that the world would be a much better place if we could standardize all the social networking sites (like OB, myspace, etc.) and people had the same user name on all of them...”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I produce a lot of local artists, front a pretty hip band (genre: Balls to the Wall Rock 'n Roll!), and I do production work for that tv show, Miami Ink. I also run sound for a theater. Oh and I do some fahsion design, here and there.”
What's your dream job?
“Producing really rad J-rock bands in Tokyo, Making clothes for rock stars. WEARING clothes for rock stars (meaning, I'd be a rock star).”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I own a keytar. That's about as awesome as it gets, dontcha think?”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I would say the elusive "sexy geek", but as I understand it, they're all taken or CRAZY. And I'm reallllly done with crazies. Oh yeah, and I need more man friends. more than my current... 1... Hordes of gal pals are fun and all, but...”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Oh! Why, they're right up there with internet girlfriends! Translation: LAME.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Anime: Lain, Evangelion, Samurai Champloo, Technolyze, Rurouni Kenshin, Escaflowne, Boogie Pop Phantom. Manga: Vagabond, Lone Wolf And Cub, Slam Dunk, Flame of Rekka, Kenshin.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Oh come on, you should be able to tell just from looking at my pictures and my profile just who my favorite artist is. I'll give you three guesses. Go ahead, Guess. .. ... .... If one of those guesses wasn't Prince, you're not paying attention.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I used to watch anime, then anime fans got really lame (read: Narutards) so now I don't know anyone that's into the rad stuff. I'm down with video games, reading manga, but since its impossible to find cool people that are into these things.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Yasumi Con maybe? I don't know, it's free. I don't go to cons anymore, everyone's dressed up as someone from shit I don't watch. And they're 14. And/or smelly.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Hell yeah, I waited 16 hours in line for a Wii! Rogue Galaxy, Resident Evil 4 (for Wii!), Disgaea (1 & 2), Xenogears, Valkyrie Profile 1 & 2, Burnout, Castlevania, every console Zelda, Star Ocean 2 & 3. I'm pretty much just not into shooters.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“That ain't my jam.”
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