Orgato Buster Machine No. 11953
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About Orgato Age: 31 Gender: M Location: Fairfield, CT Joined: 11 years ago on 06/07/07 Last Visit: 3 years ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Orgato is currently piloting
NIMBLE LUMBERJACK with Lord Not-To-Fucked-With
NIMBLE LUMBERJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:
Mustache-Mounted Sword Audacious Head Pound Attack
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply helpful repair services to basically anybody who asks, even during the confusion of desperate brawls. In the past, homeless men have complimented the pilots' choice of personal grooming habits. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they piss all over the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with robots in the affluent slums of Seattle. Life didn't really change much when goldfish were fellated by his little brother. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Decided to spend the next several hours battling for his life in a filthy field. Each withering yeast infection was a step toward the kind of shit that his parents expected from him.
Unlocked his inner unicorn in some homeless guy's alleyway where he studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius. After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past. Refusing to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to drinking a lot and as usual, is really shitting the bed. Jealous people have described his robot piloting style as "amateur weaksauce", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "awesome" and "some of the most heroic stuff since Gen. George Patton sexually dominated people left and right." Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.