Jaegerwolf is currently piloting BRILLIANT HUNK with Lin
BRILLIANT HUNK's special combat abilities are known to include:
Leopard's Cudgel
Lion's Uppercut of Despair
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply perilous blowjobs to friendly forces, even during the heartbreak of high-speed battles. Sometimes, media pundits have heaped praise upon the pilots' combat effectivness. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. One thing is certain: these pilots are fun-loving and have an unequaled ability to break some Kaiju reproductive organs.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was a mild-mannered librarian. Somewhat devastated by the murder of family dog because it was his idea in the first place. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Decided to spend the next several years getting his ass kicked in a seriously shady warehouse. Each joyful lesson was a step away from being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Unlocked his inner unicorn on the streets where he studied pretty much anything his voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.
During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. Due to his actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was covered in blood.
Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, he dedicated himself to square dancing and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.
"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot worse at everything if he opened up his hearts. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.
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