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Jaegerwolf

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About Jaegerwolf

Age: 41
Gender: M
Location: Middletown, CT

Joined: 12 years ago on 06/16/07
Last Visit: 7 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm a Field Engineer aka A fixer of $#!% that breaks.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“When I have time (which isnt often lately), like to do random fun stuff, like go-carts, theater, laser tag. Go to the casinos every so often, and actually usually walk away with more then I came in with.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Field Engineer focusing on Point of Sale and Servers ”

What's your dream job?

“Running a games publishing company....wait, check that, a SUCCESFUL games publishing company (glances at Fasa's corpse)”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I would, but the terms of the settlement prevent me from speaking about it >.>”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Intelligence, Responsability and a fair bit of Wit required”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Just came out of one, EXTREMELY difficult unless you have the right type of people. International relationship are worse!”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“GitS:SAC, Desert Punk, Starship Operators, most of the Gundam series, Spriggan, Bebop, Shin Chan, Dragon Half etc.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Mostly electronica and good rock, not that psudo pop-rock stuff. I'll listen to pretty much anything though”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Currently playing way too many miniatures games IMHO but loving it none the less, I'm even getting better at the painting. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Connecticon (now why aren't you going hippie?), any others I wont know till probably later in the year”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Team Fortress 2, X-Com, Second Life, Battlefield 2142, Sam & Max, Civilization IV”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Second Life, Team Fortress II”

Jaeger Assignment

Jaegerwolf is currently piloting BRILLIANT HUNK with Lin

BRILLIANT HUNK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Leopard's Cudgel
  • Lion's Uppercut of Despair

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply perilous blowjobs to friendly forces, even during the heartbreak of high-speed battles. Sometimes, media pundits have heaped praise upon the pilots' combat effectivness. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. One thing is certain: these pilots are fun-loving and have an unequaled ability to break some Kaiju reproductive organs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was a mild-mannered librarian. Somewhat devastated by the murder of family dog because it was his idea in the first place. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Decided to spend the next several years getting his ass kicked in a seriously shady warehouse. Each joyful lesson was a step away from being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Unlocked his inner unicorn on the streets where he studied pretty much anything his voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. Due to his actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was covered in blood.

Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, he dedicated himself to square dancing and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot worse at everything if he opened up his hearts. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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