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Realityczech

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About Realityczech

Age: 33
Gender: M
Location: Colorado Springs, CO

Joined: 11 years ago on 06/18/07
Last Visit: 8 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“You see, it's like I've always said: 'You can get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than you can with just a kind word.'”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Scuba Diving, Hiking, drink semi obscure beer, lots of reading, photography”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I work in communications, specifically radio, satellite and Line of Sight.”

What's your dream job?

“Right Now? Chemistry Professor, or some job that would let me stay in Colorado”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I cosplayed Spike (of Buffy: TVS) to make a depressed friend of mine feel better.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“SocAliens!”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They can work, with a lot of effort and trust from both parties.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Excel Saga, Cowboy Bebop, Mezzo, FMA, NGE, Gurren Lagann, Ghost in the Shell”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Punk, Celtic Punk, Alternative, Opera-Metal: Dropkick Murphys, Nightwish, Street dogs. I'll give nearly anything a listen.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Anime is an old hobby of mine, which goes in cycles. Pen and Paper roleplay, when I can find other people who are up for it.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“San Diego Comic Con, Booty Con 2010”

Into games? List your favorites!

“D&D/D20 Modern, Baldur's Gate 2, Fallout 2, Rock Band, Half Life”

Steam Nickname

“RealityCzech”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Realityczechdcf”

Jaeger Assignment

Realityczech is currently piloting SWAGGERING GUARDIAN with Deebo

SWAGGERING GUARDIAN's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Unfettered Foot Blast of Enlightenment
  • Poisonous Punch

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support basically anybody who asks by upgrading their party power. Perhaps that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Heroic Panty Raid when the pilots sacrificed several thousand homeless drunks in order to save a small amount of time. Often, spiritual advisors have wished that the pilots would improve their combat effectivness. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was an arms dealer. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 19 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Spent the next several hours training his guts out in a filthy alley. Each enchanting moment was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his parents expected from him.

Found himself at Yale where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid affair despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.

Deciding to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to partying like a true hero and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot worse at something other than this if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.

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