akachan

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: Harrisburg, OR

Joined: 10 years ago on 06/20/07
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Status: Airlocked
Type: Gold Member
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akachan is currently piloting UNSTOPPABLE RUFFIAN with vam_pierre

UNSTOPPABLE RUFFIAN's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Nimble Butt Blast of Oblivion
• Erotic Taint Uppercut Festival

DOSSIER: Job is to support other Jaegers by fortifying their party power. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Final Derelict, a plan to use a fucked-up, ancient violent sexual onslaught to hopefully end inflation. Often, homeless men have expressed concern over the pilots' combat effectivness. Everybody agrees: these pilots are erotic and live to crush some Kaiju emotions.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was a brillian scientist. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 19 that she had a sex change. Decided to spend the next several years sleeping in a seriously shady alley. Each suprisingly filthy day was a step closer to the kind of shit that her parents expected from her.

Schooled by the school of life where she studied whatever the fuck she felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a tiger with senseless passion, termed "Ferocious Hulk Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of pretty much everybody.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was burned to the ground.

In the aftermath of the grueling battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Chief Asskicker by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

So-called experts have described her partying style as "weak-ass ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the coolest stuff since Godzilla destroyed most of my hometown."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.