Deathwing Buster Machine No. 12155
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About Deathwing Age: 29 Gender: M Location: Tallahassee, FL Joined: 9 years ago on 06/20/07 Last Visit: 3 months ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: 355 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Gooey on the inside.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Drums, movies, books, beer”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Grad Student at FSU School of Motion Picture Arts”
What's your dream job?
“Independent Filmmaker in the South East. Fingers Crossed.”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“FLCL, Macross Plus, Akira, Perfect Blue, tekkonkinkreet, Evangelion, Miyazaki”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Not so much anymore.”
Deathwing is currently piloting
LACTATING BRONX with Umister
LACTATING BRONX's special combat abilities are known to include:
Billion-Nippletwister Armageddeon Seeping Caress
DOSSIER: Likes to help civilians by fortifying their party power. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unstoppable Hercules, a plan to use an unbelievable, ancient concentrated energy blast to end inflation. In the past, the pilots' parents have been awestruck by the pilots' dedication to asskicking. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. One thing is certain: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was a homeless man. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. Each enchanting day was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Found himself at Oxford where he studied pretty much anything his voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with senseless speed, termed "Elegant Bastard Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of some homeless guy. During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends. Refusing to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to square dancing and has no fucking idea what he's doing. Haters have described his combat aptitude style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton ravaged a bus-load of orphaned babies." Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.