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About Yulia

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Rockville, MD

Joined: 13 years ago on 06/25/07
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hiiiiii! Let's see...I'm originally from Russia, moved here 10 years ago. I reside in the D.C. area, where I bartend and go to school. I'm currently trying to become a certified flying trapeze instructor, so wish me luck! ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Surfing, volleyball, jetskiing (I'm a beach bum, haha). I also love dancing, drawing, and flying trapeze. AND PWNING SOME NOOBS ON MY PRIEST/DK LOLOL!!!!111! (just kidding).”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Full time student, and I also work from time to time, when I have negative factor of money.”

What's your dream job?

“I'm studying to be in the medical field, but I've always wanted to open my own bar...which I will someday, when I'm a doctor, lol.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I do a lot of funny things, but they're usually embarassing. As far as owning goes...I have a monty python rabbit, with the big pointy teeth...he's cute :)”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'm mostly here because I was interested in the site more than the people...but hey while I'm at it, someone funny would work. Oh and if he/she isn't a psycho killer, that would be nice too.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Uhh...besides that they never work?”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“No anime or manga for me :(”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Music is one of my passions. If you name it, I probably know it. I've attended probably over 50 concerts, and each one of them was a blast. I'm more into rock/progressional, but also love listening to trance and some hip-hop.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I play a variety of Xbox 360 games, and *sigh* WoW...”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Sounds like cult meetings to me....*evil grin*”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Left 4 Dead, Crackdown, Gears of War, Guitar Hero, Dead or Alive 4, Ultimate Alliance, Zelda...”

XBox Live! Gamertag


Other Online Gaming Info

“WoW and several games on Xbox Live”

Jaeger Assignment

Yulia is currently piloting MUSCULAR BLACKJACK with kohor

MUSCULAR BLACKJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Forlorn Strike
  • Scorpion's Bodyslam

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply ferocious repair services to friendly forces, even during the frenzy of covert brawls. Impervious to melancholy. Everybody agrees: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and beatings. Somewhat affected by the conversion to Islam of her hamster at the age of three. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with controlling her emotions. It was at the age of 19 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. As time progressed, she learned the art of sexually transmitted diseases. Each sexual moment was a step away from the kind of shit that that her sense of honor demanded.

Became high school valedictorian despite a painful recurring prolapse because she was the one foretold by the prophecy.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up thing that legends are made of despite killing her copilot. Due to her actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she re-dedicated herself to opening her hearts to change and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"You, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the new situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. Believe me, this is one crazy asshole who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.

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