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Age: 30Gender: MLocation: Bethlehem, PA
Joined: 11 years ago on 07/13/07Last Visit: 2 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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“A friend once told me that his success with women could be attributed entirely to his collection of Goosebumps novels. I pray that one day I too may possess the Goosebumps collection in its entirety. ”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm learning how to sell people shit that they don't want.”
What's your dream job?
“Selling people shit that they don't want.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Mostly rap and country.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
Nostalgia is currently piloting ERECTION BLITZKRIEG with coopaloop
ERECTION BLITZKRIEG's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to insult Kaiju and supply much-needed blowjobs to other Jaegers. We can safely say that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Magical Eruption when the pilots sacrificed many abortion clinics in order to save money on car insurance. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and live to aggressively fuck some Kaiju limbs.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and beatings. Greatly devastated by the conversion to Islam of his favorite hobo lover when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed much promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 6 that he discovered bathing. Each surpising moment was a step toward the triumph that that his sense of honor demanded.Became high school valedictorian despite a total lack of bowel control because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing triumph despite annoying the shit out of nearly anybody that gave a shit. According to survivors, most of the town was saved and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.Refusing to learn a lesson, he re-dedicated himself to opening his hearts to change and has been making some pretty good progress."Buddy, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything Mommy said and adapt to the life or death situation at hand. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who totally gets that."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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