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Age: 25Gender: FLocation: Freeport, NY
Joined: 12 years ago on 07/26/07Last Visit: 4 years agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Well let's see.....hi! I got this account when I was like 13 so I'm just now getting back into it cuz hey why not? Oh and fun fact: KitKatBar a.k.a HoneyBadger is mah sister”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I absolutely love to write, but I also really enjoy sewing. Oh and you know the usual crap: hang out with friends and go out and such”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Well besides the occasional cannibalism, I go to school for Fashion Design and I've been trying to get started a custom cosplay/ nerdy lingerie business but I haven't worked up too many sketches yet xD ”
What's your dream job?
“Successful fantasy novel author and/or cosplay...maker? (idk what you call someone who makes cosplays)”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“On my first date with my ex-boyfriend, I walked into a stranger's car and sat down, thinking it was my ride. ”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Do fantasy guys count? xD I'm not really too judgmental so long as you're not irritating or a complete idiot. ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“It depends on the distance I think, and how well you know the person before getting into one. I was in one for four years so I'd say don't knock it 'till you try it”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“DearS, Tsubasa, Dream Saga, Vampire Game, Blueseed, Princess Mononoke, Slayers, Rayearth, Bubblegum Crisis 2040, Eva of course, Fushigi Yugi, Claymore, FMA”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“pretty much all kinds except Country and oldschool/traditional rap”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Nothing too special just your average nerd: I enjoy cosplay, anime, and video games. Not too big on card games though, Catan being my only weakness”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Planning on hitting up AnimeNEXT this June for the first time and perhaps NYAAF/Comicon in NY this fall”
Into games? List your favorites!
“The list is endless. Just about everything Zelda, Baten Kaitos Origins, Suikoden V, Soul Calibur II and III, Lunar (SSSC and EB :3), Legend of Dragoon, Quest for Glory, King's Quest, Dragon Age”
Other Online Gaming Info
“WoW on occasion, when there are willing participants”
Ms.WillEatUrBabies is currently piloting DAINTY VALKYRIE with Somebody
DAINTY VALKYRIE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support basically anybody who asks by upgrading their sensual power. We can safely say historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Highway Diddler, during which most of Yankee Stadium was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to ability to chug a six-pack.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by some serious assholes in the tranquil foothills of Seattle. Existence was transformed permanently when nipples were killed by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 5 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several years battling for her life in a secret temple. Each sexual yeast infection was a step away from the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because she was the one foretold by the prophecy.She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane affair despite falling in love with basically everybody. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.Following the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by her commanding officer."Buddy, you can study the training videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you think you know and react to the life or death situation right in front of you. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. And trust me, this is one pilot who understands that."Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.
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