Ms.WillEatUrBabies is currently piloting DAINTY VALKYRIE with Somebody
DAINTY VALKYRIE's special combat abilities are known to include:
Atomic Arm Dropkick
Unhealthy Gauntlet
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support basically anybody who asks by upgrading their sensual power. We can safely say historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Highway Diddler, during which most of Yankee Stadium was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to ability to chug a six-pack.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by some serious assholes in the tranquil foothills of Seattle. Existence was transformed permanently when nipples were killed by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 5 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several years battling for her life in a secret temple. Each sexual yeast infection was a step away from the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because she was the one foretold by the prophecy.
She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane affair despite falling in love with basically everybody. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.
Following the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by her commanding officer.
"Buddy, you can study the training videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you think you know and react to the life or death situation right in front of you. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. And trust me, this is one pilot who understands that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.
Geek dating and social networking for awesome people.
27,145 Total Members 23,535,185 member profile views 248,491 Total Friendships Made 575 people browsing the site right now 493,369 forum posts lately 575 people browsing
Not A Member?
OtakuBooty is open to everybody. Anybody can browse the profiles, and find out about other smart, funny, sexy nerds who are looking for friends, love, or both.
Registered members get extra benefits like being able to post their own profiles for the world to see. Becoming a member is cheap and easy.