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KitAdrian

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About KitAdrian

Age: 37
Gender: M
Location: Beaverton, OR

Joined: 11 years ago on 07/28/07
Last Visit: 2 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hate your friends. They love you for it.”

Current Relationship Status

“Seeing some people, not tied down.”

What do you do for fun?

“Act, watch movies, make movies, build and paint miniatures, surf the series of tubes...”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Carpentry... till I become a famous Actor that is..”

What's your dream job?

“Hobo. No, actually Acting... but Hobo is a close second.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I was born. :-D All my best stories are told in person. Get to know me, and I'll leave you in stitches... wait, that sounded like I'm a serial killer didn't it?”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“A real person. Someone who can be themselves without worrying about who's watching or who cares. Someone open and honest, who tells it like it is.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Done it a few times... worked alright... seen it work better for others, willing to try again.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“TRIGUN. Cowboy Bebop comes in a close second, I like the more action oriented animes and mangas, but when it comes down to it... I am Vash.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“ROCK. And none of this emo, crybaby crap, or Rap-Rock or anything... ROCK. Oldies, 80s, Classic Metal, Goth Rock (The good stuff)”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Pretty much any geek-related activity, I am down with. Anime, Action Figures, RPGs, Video Games... you name it. I've done it/do it/am doing it(right now)”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I go... but I can't promise any schedule at this point... ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“hmm... Never really had a favorite game... In all actuallity, I'd prefer to watch games more than play them, especially the horror ones or FMV-heavy ones.”

Jaeger Assignment

KitAdrian is currently piloting BINGO PERIL with Oleander

BINGO PERIL's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Knowledge Headbutt
  • Eagle's Headbutt

DOSSIER: Job is to support friendly forces by improving their weapons power. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Flagrant Ragnarok, a plan to use a fucked-up, truly astonishing doomsday device to end the designated hitter rule. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to sexual health.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and comic books. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 23 that he discovered bathing. Eventually, he totally failed to unlock the art of sexual touching. Each erotic beat-down was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that his heart yearned for.

Unlocked his inner unicorn in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a seasoned expert with unbeatable passion, termed "Invincible Bastard Style", he soon gained the praise of commanders.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite falling in love with the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to potato peeler, first class by the President of what remained of the world.

"People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the new situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you're fucked. And trust me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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