unf.


No, but for real, I dig it.

This is a reply to the thread "Ender's Game" by Float, posted in Otaku Chat

I thought it was Jamie's choice when Tywin was trying to marry him off, and hr was all "Nooooo, I love sisterfucking too much!"

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

Bucketfisting: how do you jam it in, and where?

This is a reply to the thread "All Your Parody Threads Belong to Us" by Chrispy, posted in D Boon

Jojen.

I actually really like getting to see Theon's torture. Not because I'm a sicko or anything, but if they are obviously steering away from "this new person is actually someone from before" on all fronts, I'd just as soon see the progression into what he becomes.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

I don't blame you. Inverted Karting seems a bit intense!

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

My roommate and I had a simultaneous reaction to Carl executing the dude:

"Hile, Gunslinger!"

If they ever get off their collective asses and do a Dark Tower movie/series/whatev, Carl is Jake. IS.

This is a reply to the thread "Walking Dead as series on AMC" by City Councilman Doug, posted in Otaku Chat

I have to deal with dwarf time, so I don't get to watch the episode that will record an hour from now until motherfucking Friday. :-( First Fucking World Problems like mad.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

http://...ign.com/...derlands-2s-new-character-is-a-psycho

YES.

This is a reply to the thread "Borderlands 2" by Chrispy, posted in Otaku Chat

Totally admitting a Guilty Pleasure awesomeness to my day.

Miranda got a Full Time position at Powell's! Woo!!

I mean, that's great for her and everything, and our work schedules will sync up a bit better, so that's cool.

But it also means we're back on track to buy a house this fall/winter. AND it means I won't have to move at the end of April, because it makes no sense to move and then move again, but that's what we would have done had she not landed a full time job.

And I REALLY hate moving.

So yeah, feeling a bit guilty about WHY I'm happy for her getting a full time ...

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

My house loves this show.

Roommate thinks Claire is in on it, but he smokes weed every day, so take his theories with a handful of salt.

This is a reply to the thread "The Following" by fukkake, posted in Otaku Chat

Got a joooooob!

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

in under the wire! Whew!

This is a reply to the thread "Borderlands 2" by Chrispy, posted in Otaku Chat

It's not you, it's the drunk behind you dipping his chips in the back of your neck.

This is a reply to the thread "bad punchline thread" by Ali, posted in D Boon

Yeah yeah yeah, but are there any PS3ples playing up in hurr?

This is a reply to the thread "Borderlands 2" by Chrispy, posted in Otaku Chat

Since the new year, the fiancee and I have been going to my apartment's workout room. I've been feeling great, and I'm losing a lot of my belly padding, which is great, and she likes that. She, however, is having a harder time seeing results in herself.

Her major hurdle seems to be that exercising isn't "fun". I was wondering if anyone had some good suggestions on making our workouts "fun". We already listen to music and change things up from time to time. Any kind of positive motivational suggestions would be great.

This is a reply to the thread "Getting small! (OB not-quite-so-fat thread)" by A Study in Pink, posted in Gen. Chat

Instant upload FOPs.

This is a reply to the thread "Google Glass + OtakuBooty API" by John Booty, posted in Gen. Chat

Called the old boss about not getting my W2. His response?

Him: Oh, that was returned.
Me: And you didn't think to call me IMMEDIATELY?

So my next call was to the IRS. I hope he enjoys the thorough assfucking and auditing he's about to receive.

This is a reply to the thread "Taxes" by Rexall, posted in Gen. Chat

Thanks for your hookups man. So helpful!

This is a reply to the thread "Borderlands 2" by Chrispy, posted in Otaku Chat

Still haven't received my W2 from my main job of last year. Hoping the fucker fails to get it to me by the 15th so I can sic the IRS on his dumb felon ass.

This is a reply to the thread "Taxes" by Rexall, posted in Gen. Chat

mheart said:
Suckered into all of the new siren skins/heads. Ssssssssoooooo cute!

I splurged and got all of the skin sets. So cool, and I don't even play the othercclasses

This is a reply to the thread "Borderlands 2" by Chrispy, posted in Otaku Chat

StuntCock said:
I'm just going to get this out of the way before all the "you're already pregnant" jokes.

You're already bred.

This is a reply to the thread "Fist of the North Star Condoms" by Digital Night, posted in News & For Sale

StuntCock said:
Space Hulk, bitches.

...rockpapershotgun.com/...k-space-hulk-space-hulk/

Unf.

This is a reply to the thread "40K Business" by Andrew, posted in Otaku Chat

Daddy Warbutts said:
This is one show where I just give an immense pass to every plot hole because its entertaining.

The one thing that irritates me EVERY time though is when Daryl rides his fucking chopper, I mean that thing should attract every Zombie from MILES...

Mustache Prisoner guy said something about it! He offered to fix it!

This is a reply to the thread "Walking Dead as series on AMC" by City Councilman Doug, posted in Otaku Chat

Two titanium rings with silver inlay were purchased today.

Matching his & hers.

I'm done. Pull in the sign, close up shop. I got what I set out to get.

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat