Butterflydidit Buster Machine No. 12523
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About Butterflydidit Age: 35 Gender: M Location: Montreal, QC Joined: 12 years ago on 08/03/07 Last Visit: 7 months ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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VOLCANO CHEETAH with Last Symphony
VOLCANO CHEETAH's special combat abilities are known to include:
Pulsating Chop Tantrum Audacious Butt Punch
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to insult Kaiju and supply helpful blowjobs to friendly forces. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Magical Rumble, a plan to use an experimental, ancient nuclear weapon to decisively end Obamacare. May be vulnerable to party drugs. During the Battle Of Los Angeles, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to yell like a motherfucker while simultaneously displaying outstanding lovemaking abilities. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was a drug lord. Somewhat devastated by the murder of some shitty cat at the age of three. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 23 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Gradually, he learned the secrets of babysitting. Each erotic day was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that his heart yearned for.
Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite a total lack of bowel control because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?. He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing affair despite killing his best friend. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem. Refusing to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to shaving his pubes and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success. "People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you think you know and react to the crazy situation at hand. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Believe me, this is one crazy asshole who understands that." Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.