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Age: 37Gender: FLocation: Ann Arbor, MI
Joined: 13 years ago on 08/03/07Last Visit: 5 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I've realized in recent years that I'm fucking awesome and it's good to be me.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Netflix, work out, eat delicious food, talk to friends, and read until my eyes bleed”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“massage therapist, TBD”
What's your dream job?
“cabana girl, massage tester (someones gotta do it right?), maybe the person who writes blurbs on the back of books”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I have read Bible slash. There was this one with a whale...”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Anyone with a sense of humor.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“they can only work for so long, then someone's gotta move”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Anime: Slayers, FMA, Saiyuki Manga: Vampire Game, HanaKimi, HXH, Pheremonia Syndrome, +whatever I am forgetting”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Main criteria: I have to be able to make out the words (if it has words, unless it is foreign). Cake, OPM, Bloodhound Gang, Cherry Poppin Daddies, etc.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“like anime (especailly high school fighting ones, ones with lots of fan service and really disgustingly cutsie romances), LOVE manga, going to ACEN”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“ACEN, Gen Con, trying for Dragon Con”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Zelda, Jak & Daxter (updating my profile 5 years later, wouldn't change those answers for the world)”
Snark is currently piloting SEEPING LEMUR with Nephlite
SEEPING LEMUR's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support basically anybody who asks by improving their sexual power. Impervious to bad advice. We can safely say historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Heroic Hogwarts, during which most of Antarctica was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. Frequently, the pilots' parents have complimented the pilots' sexual health. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and beatings. Somewhat devastated by the painful goiter loss of some shitty cat while masturbating. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 6 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Spent the next several hours doing nothing in a seriously shady dojo. Each sexual yeast infection was a step closer to the sensitive touching that her parents expected from her.Educated at Sweet Valley High where she studied economics, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane affair despite "accidentally" killing her best friend. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood.Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, she re-dedicated herself to partying like a true hero and has no fucking idea what she's doing."The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at something other than this if she stopped being an asshole. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.
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