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Age: 32Gender: MLocation: Chicago, IL
Joined: 12 years ago on 08/07/07Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hello, I upload strange banners to this site. I want to know what you think of tentacle rape.”
What do you do for fun?
“Obsessively clean my 5D Mark II.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I don't do "funny"”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Anyone willing to count the slits on the pier, while I count the boards.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Will you do a 100 man gangbang and call me on the phone during it? YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL!”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Ghost in the Shell, Blue Submarine #6, Yukikaze(only because that plane was awesome, the rest sucked), Macross, other shit.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Industrial, PowerNoise, IDM, Early EBM, Harsh Electronics, Dark Jazz, Baroque Era Classical, Triphop, Hip Hop with an evil sound.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I love cyberpunk, sci-fi, all sorts of games, movies by kickin' rad dudes like Ridley Scott, etc. I like experimental media as well.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Metal Gear Solid, Homeworld, Half-Life, Max Payne, Dead Space, Mass Effect, Rainbow Six Rogue Spear, Call of Duty, Hitman Codename 47, others???”
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