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Age: 49Gender: MLocation: Washington, DC
Joined: 13 years ago on 08/15/07Last Visit: 11 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Vote for me and I'll set you free. I like sushi. I hate hypnotists. I like cats, and motorcycles, but not so much cats on motorcycles. It's hard to find the tiny little helmets. I will never, ever give up. Ever.”
What do you do for fun?
“I like being outdoors at night. I like spending time with friends outside of bars and clubs. I like weird art. I like aardvardks. I like launching hypnotherapists from catapults into mud pits. Sometimes I dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm plotting to take over the world with my army of super-intelligent, trained cats. If you have a cat, they're probably in my army. I get my signature forged so people can torture me for a living.”
What's your dream job?
“Having a retail space with a large work space attached. I could make whatever I felt like that day, have the space to have multiple projects going at once, and sell it all. I'd do sculpture one day, furniture another, and leather goods in between. ”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I have a black, iron piggy bank with wings.and a metal dog sculpture/candleholder with dangling balls. I have a flat, wire dress form.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone who knows why cats break VCRs. Someone sexy who does drive by body piercing. Someone who is good at making veggie stirfry pasta. Someone who 'gets' me, and lets me keep experiments in soup bowls in the kitchen cabinet. Someone full of love.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Not my choice, but I actually believe love makes anything possible, under any circumstances, no matter what. I'm hopeless like that.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“All kinds of stuff. I like what I like.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Haven't been in a long time. Need to hit one sometime.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“People play mind games with me. I don't like those games so much. Does 'Second Life' count as a game? It's kind of life, and life is the greatest game. At least that's what I hear...”
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