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Terry Schiavo

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About Terry Schiavo

Age: 55
Gender: F
Location: St Petersburg, FL

Joined: 12 years ago on 08/17/07
Last Visit: 11 years ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

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“Girls!”

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“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

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Jaeger Assignment

Terry Schiavo is currently piloting MARMOSET MAYHEM with jizzmatic2000

MARMOSET MAYHEM's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Damnation Stomp
  • Cobra's Gauntlet

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply ferocious blowjobs to basically anybody who asks, even during the frenzy of covert battles. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Stalwart Panty Raid, a plan to use a game-changing, new concentrated energy blast to hopefully end inflation. Cannot be damaged by fire-based Kaiju. Certainly that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Heroic Hogwarts when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of orphans in order to save some dude's record collection. In the past, the pilots' parents have expressed concern over the pilots' dedication to asskicking. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by loving parents in the dangerous swamps of Tanzania. Profoundly affected by the conversion to Islam of family dog when all she wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 19 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Gradually, she learned the techniques of baking. Each grueling fuck-up was a step away from the triumph that her parents expected from her.

Educated at M.I.T. where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing failure despite falling in love with her mother. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.

Deciding to get a clue, she re-dedicated herself to curing AIDS and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

"Listen up, rookie, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you learned and react to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Believe me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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