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About fangy

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Catonsville, MD

Joined: 11 years ago on 08/20/07
Last Visit: 22 days ago
Type: Gold Member
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Ignorance is forgivable. Willful ignorance is not.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I play bass guitar. And I'm really, really good at it.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Maryland Air Force National Guard - Aerospace Propulsion Turbocraft”

What's your dream job?

“Prop maker - studio, film, cosplay, etc.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I was drunk and throwing up out of the passenger side of the parked car my pregnant wife had pulled over. Cop shows up to check on us. I put my hand on her belly and quickly said "Don't worry, it's okay, she's pregnant and can't drink."”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“It'll work if you want it to.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Great Teacher Onizuka, Trigun, Hellsing, One Punch Man, My Hero Academia”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I can listen to and appreciate about anything.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I love NES and SNES games. Like, all of them. My favorite series though would be anything Zelda and Mega Man.”

Steam Nickname

“FangyX”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Diablo 3, World of Warcraft (Fangy#1678, feel free to add)”

Jaeger Assignment

fangy is currently piloting NIMBLE RAMPAGE with Kurenai

NIMBLE RAMPAGE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Ginger Head Haymaker
  • Critical Club

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to upset Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane tax advice to civilians. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will act like a total asshole just when the pilots are starting to have fun. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and like nothing better than to kick some Kaiju assholes.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by wolves in the dangerous slums of Madagascar. Greatly devastated by the death of grandmother guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 5 that he swore revenge. Spent the next several seconds battling for his life in a seriously shady homeless shelter. Each suprisingly filthy beat-down was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his parents expected from him.

Schooled at M.I.T. where he studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite "accidentally" killing Whoopi Goldberg. Due to his actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was immediately promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by his first grade teacher.

"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot worse at piloting giant robots if he opened up his hearts. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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