fangy

Age: 37
Gender: M
Location: Catonsville, MD

Joined: 13 years ago on 08/20/07
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fangy is currently piloting NIMBLE RAMPAGE with Kurenai

NIMBLE RAMPAGE's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Ginger Head Haymaker
• Critical Club

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to upset Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane tax advice to civilians. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will act like a total asshole just when the pilots are starting to have fun. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and like nothing better than to kick some Kaiju assholes.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by wolves in the dangerous slums of Madagascar. Greatly devastated by the death of grandmother guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 5 that he swore revenge. Spent the next several seconds battling for his life in a seriously shady homeless shelter. Each suprisingly filthy beat-down was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his parents expected from him.

Schooled at M.I.T. where he studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite "accidentally" killing Whoopi Goldberg. Due to his actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was immediately promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by his first grade teacher.

"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot worse at piloting giant robots if he opened up his hearts. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.