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momomomocide

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About momomomocide

Age: 30
Gender: F
Location: San Diego, CA

Joined: 6 years ago on 08/31/07
Last Visit: 8 hours ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I always say more than I should.”

What do you do for fun?

“Complain.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Peddler of smut; social media”

What's your dream job?

“Traveling social media gardener and space archaeologist.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“the golden obama dildo i got after his first win that sits on my dresser collecting dust - does about just as much as the real president.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“The only person I want to meet is that ALIENS guy on the history channel.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“i think about them.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Noein, Naruto, anything Miyazaki. ”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“does it move me? i'm listening to it.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“i have interest in these things, d&d-curious”

Into games? List your favorites!

“ALL THE BORDERLANDS, katamari games, UNO, recently discovered Munchkin is awesome when you figure out how to play.”

Jaeger Assignment

momomomocide is currently piloting FESTERING HOLLYWOOD with evilzug

FESTERING HOLLYWOOD's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Buttered Groin Nippletwister of Desperation
  • Inefficient Cricket Bat Formation

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to attack Kaiju and supply much-needed repair services to other Jaegers. May be vulnerable to melancholy. We can safely say that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Magical Hogwarts when the pilots sacrificed two or three leading scientists in order to save this one guy nobody even likes. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to cause incurable cancer every so often. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to oral hygiene.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by wolves in the idyllic slums of Seattle. Profoundly affected by the conversion to Islam of grandmother because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 19 that she discovered bathing. Each enchanting day was a step away from the triumph that her parents expected from her.

Found herself in a secret Buddhist temple where she studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked affair despite annoying the shit out of her best friend. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

Deciding to rest on her laurels, she re-dedicated herself to attempting to pilot her Jaeger sober and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

So-called experts have described her Jaeger tactics style as "amateur weaksauce", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the coolest stuff since Mike Tyson ravaged my ass."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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