Trigo

Age: 40
Gender: M
Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Joined: 13 years ago on 09/11/07
Last Visit: 24 months ago
Type: Gold Member
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Trigo is currently piloting COURAGEOUS CUPCAKE with KiwiDork

COURAGEOUS CUPCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Robust Laser
• Flaming Strike

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply much-needed repair services to basically anybody who asks, even during the heartbreak of night-time skirmishes. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Heroic Asskicking, a plan to use an experimental, secret fried chicken recipe to decisively end this war for human survival. During the Battle Of Mexico, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to boost the morale of everybody around them while simultaneously displaying outstanding oral hygiene. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by mongooses in the idyllic swamps of New York. Deeply devastated by the death of some shitty cat when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being he encountered. It was at the age of 6 that he discovered bathing. Soon, he learned the techniques of drinking. Each grueling day was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that his heart yearned for.

Found himself at Sweet Valley High where he studied his own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a tiger with sensual power, termed "Invincible Tiger Style", he soon gained the admiration of perverts all over the world.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane affair despite falling in love with Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.

Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, he re-dedicated himself to partying like a true hero and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot worse at shit in general if he hugged a puppy once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.