pamelaNeko

Age: 37
Gender: F
Location: Chicago, IL

Joined: 11 years ago on 09/24/07
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pamelaNeko is currently piloting CURSED WHIPPERSNAPPER with Mel

CURSED WHIPPERSNAPPER's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Barracuda's Black Hole Generator
• Sixty Four-Blast Seizure

DOSSIER: Job is is to upset Kaiju and supply helpful massages to civilians. During the Battle Of Yankee Stadium, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to maintain an emotionless expression while simultaneously displaying outstanding ability to chug a six-pack. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. Life didn't really change much when nipples were eaten by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring here here. It was at the age of 23 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Each joyful fuck-up was a step closer to the kind of shit that that her sense of honor demanded.

Educated in a secret Buddhist temple where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing success despite killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.

Refusing to rest on her laurels, she dedicated herself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and has been making some pretty good progress.

"Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the life or death situation right in front of you. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.