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Age: 38Gender: FLocation: Chicago, IL
Joined: 12 years ago on 09/24/07Last Visit: 56 days agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“"Hi, I'm Pamela Neko and you're watching another edition of Seduced By Hosiery." ”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Work. Cook. Throw parties. Be vulgar. Laugh. Tell stories & amuse people. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm your secretary!”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone who is just as perverted as me.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I'll never do that aga-- ...oops”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Almost anything violent with lots of fan service and humor. And/or sex.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“opera, jazz, prog rock, 90s hip-hop, house, math rock, chicks who sing”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Going to cons. Collecting hentai. Dressing up. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“previously: BootyCon. Anime Expo. Otakon. WWC. Dragon*Con. Anime Matsuri, Katsucon, ACen, Chicago Wizard World, Dragon*Con, Reactor, Ohayocon, ACen. Coming up next: FUCKIT”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Whatever's easy! I like games but I suck at playing. Playing the fuck out of Rock Band lately. ”
XBox Live! Gamertag
pamelaNeko is currently piloting CURSED WHIPPERSNAPPER with Mel
CURSED WHIPPERSNAPPER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to upset Kaiju and supply helpful massages to civilians. During the Battle Of Yankee Stadium, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to maintain an emotionless expression while simultaneously displaying outstanding ability to chug a six-pack. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. Life didn't really change much when nipples were eaten by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring here here. It was at the age of 23 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Each joyful fuck-up was a step closer to the kind of shit that that her sense of honor demanded.Educated in a secret Buddhist temple where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing success despite killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.Refusing to rest on her laurels, she dedicated herself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and has been making some pretty good progress."Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the life or death situation right in front of you. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who will never have any clue about that."Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.
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