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Pyro_Fighter_04

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About Pyro_Fighter_04

Age: 30
Gender: M
Location: Deerfield Beach, FL

Joined: 10 years ago on 02/18/04
Last Visit: 21 days ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I am a 25 yr old Firefighter/paramedic in SFL. I am also Ialian, which earns me an automatic 500 cool points.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I love hanging out at pubs and thowing darts, having a few cocktails, and just shooting the shit with friends. Oh, and concerts, been going to alot of shows again.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I am a firefighter in South Florida. It's my job to put the wet stuff on the red stuff. But it's really alot of fun. I work with a great bunch of people, and enjoy every moment while I am at work. <--- Still feel the same about that.”

What's your dream job?

“I have 2 dream jobs, my current one, and becomming a lottery winner. I try 2x a week to get the lottery job, but I hear it's tough to get into.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I own an american flag speedo, and on occasions when I get really trashed, sometimes a gallavant around showing off the stars and bars. It just happens”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Other nerd/jock hybrids like myself!”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“thats why they make planes, trains, and autombiles!”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Umm... Family guy has become the extent of my animation... not thats it bad... but have no idea whats good anymore. Last series I watched was Samurai Champloo.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Like Metal, alot. And all other types of rock. Rap is ehh. Country I despise, everything else I can jam out too.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I have pulled a 180 over the past few years. I am always outside being active with sports, sufring, wakeboarding. Games,movies, and anime have taken the back burner =(”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Just went to surf expo and would like to go to CES, AEE, E3, and Blizzcon next year.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Batman Arkham Asylum, Halo ODST and just re-played all of Warcraft 3... classic!”

Steam Nickname

“fryedegg”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“fryedegg”

Jaeger Assignment

Pyro_Fighter_04 is currently piloting MANTICORE BLACKJACK with Morocco

MANTICORE BLACKJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Million-Bodycheck Penetation
  • Poisonous Arrow of Suffering

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support friendly forces by multiplying their sensual capabilities. We can safely say historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Highway Diddler, during which most of Mexico was destroyed in an effort to end this war. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by fairly normal parents in the idyllic swamps of Pittsburgh. Life was transformed permanently when nipples were seduced by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 5 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Spent the next several hours doing nothing in a seriously shady youth hostel. Each withering yeast infection was a step toward the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Was accepted to Harvard despite being completely blind because his mother forced him to. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a bull with erotic speed, termed "Invincible Armadillo Style", he soon gained the praise of instructors.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane thing that legends are made of despite impregnating Whoopi Goldberg. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.

Refusing to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to essentially being a huge pussy and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the new situation right in front of you. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Believe me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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