Pyro_Fighter_04 is currently piloting MANTICORE BLACKJACK with Morocco
MANTICORE BLACKJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:
Million-Bodycheck Penetation
Poisonous Arrow of Suffering
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support friendly forces by multiplying their sensual capabilities. We can safely say historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Highway Diddler, during which most of Mexico was destroyed in an effort to end this war. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by fairly normal parents in the idyllic swamps of Pittsburgh. Life was transformed permanently when nipples were seduced by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 5 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Spent the next several hours doing nothing in a seriously shady youth hostel. Each withering yeast infection was a step toward the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Was accepted to Harvard despite being completely blind because his mother forced him to. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a bull with erotic speed, termed "Invincible Armadillo Style", he soon gained the praise of instructors.
He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane thing that legends are made of despite impregnating Whoopi Goldberg. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.
Refusing to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to essentially being a huge pussy and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.
"People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the new situation right in front of you. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Believe me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.
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