Grail

Age: 31
Gender: F
Location: Livermore, CA

Joined: 14 years ago on 02/18/04
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Grail is currently piloting MAIDEN EXCELLENCE with skyknyt

MAIDEN EXCELLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Retribution Haymaker of Vengeance
• Spicy Fist Caress of Confusion

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting civilians by augmenting their party power. During the Battle Of Philadelphia, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to party while simultaneously displaying outstanding intensity. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may cause incurable cancer if the pilots don't really have their shit together. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to oral hygiene.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and intellectual stimulation. Not all that affected by the murder of family dog when all she wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 5 that she reached puberty. Each joyful beat-down was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that that her sense of honor demanded.

Found herself at Sweet Valley High where she studied pretty much anything her voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid triumph despite "accidentally" killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.

Deciding to rest on her laurels, she re-dedicated herself to becoming a sassy black woman and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

"You, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything she taught you and adapt to the crazy situation at hand. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Trust me, this is one soldier who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.