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Age: 33Gender: FLocation: Livermore, CA
Joined: 16 years ago on 02/18/04Last Visit: 20 months agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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“Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Rock Climb, Bike, Ski, weld, craft , Cosplay, swim, hunt, bike hecka long distances..”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I sew with fire”
What's your dream job?
“Captain of a Ship”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“My lawful good paladin unleashed a horde of un-ending zombies on an innocent town.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“As long as their at least half-human, I am good”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I don't know”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Chronicles of the Cursed Sword, ragnarok, Ceres, fairy tail, meru puri, ode to kirihito...”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Heavy Metal, rock, swing, classical”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I love to cosplay, marathon anime, and play board games”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Fanime, AX, Otakon, Yaoi con, long beach comic con, comikaze, ala, gallifrey one, Stratigicon, dundra con.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Chrono Cross, Fatal Frame, Final Fantasy, Odin sphere, Persona 3, Chrono Trigger, Breath of Fire, Yoshi's Story, Earth and Beyond, Legend of Dragoon ”
Other Online Gaming Info
Grail is currently piloting MAIDEN EXCELLENCE with skyknyt
MAIDEN EXCELLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting civilians by augmenting their party power. During the Battle Of Philadelphia, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to party while simultaneously displaying outstanding intensity. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may cause incurable cancer if the pilots don't really have their shit together. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to oral hygiene.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and intellectual stimulation. Not all that affected by the murder of family dog when all she wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 5 that she reached puberty. Each joyful beat-down was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that that her sense of honor demanded.Found herself at Sweet Valley High where she studied pretty much anything her voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid triumph despite "accidentally" killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.Deciding to rest on her laurels, she re-dedicated herself to becoming a sassy black woman and has no fucking idea what she's doing."You, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything she taught you and adapt to the crazy situation at hand. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Trust me, this is one soldier who understands that."Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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