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RogueSamus

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About RogueSamus

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Indianapolis, IN

Joined: 6 years ago on 10/03/07
Last Visit: 6 months ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Bite me, Riker”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“ya dingus”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Janine”

What's your dream job?

“Channel 5 Married News Reporter”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“we wanted to look like daftpunk”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Martha Stewart”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think my spaceship knows which way to go”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“the addams family”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“audio, video, disco”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“clicking on a million dudes”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Magfest, Katsucon, Acen, Dragoncon, Bootycon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“only the ace attorney series, forever, eternally”

Steam Nickname

“roguesamus”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Rogue Samus”

Other Online Gaming Info

“miles edgeworth: bishonen prosecutor”

Jaeger Assignment

RogueSamus is currently piloting MAGNIFICENT THUNDER with Jester Jade

MAGNIFICENT THUNDER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Overly-Elaborate Whip
  • Passionate Shoulder Nippletwister

DOSSIER: Primary function is to perform strategic offense intended to pulverize the Kaiju by destroying their brains. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they eradicate the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Spent the next several seconds fighting for survival in a hidden robot repair shop. Each erotic day was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that her sense of honor demanded.

Became high school valedictorian despite being completely blind because of her burning passion to succeed.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked crowd-pleaser despite impregnating a bunch of innocent bystanders. Due to her actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.

Refusing to get a clue, she re-dedicated herself to drinking a lot and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

"The thing is," says her best friend, "She'd be a lot worse at saving the Earth if she started touching herself a little more. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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