|Horse Weiner named "RonnyBojangles' Severed Raichu Dick"|
|Most Amazing Thing Ever!!!! named "Henry Rollins"|
|Pocket Link named "Snooki"|
Snark says: "He's eating fairies in your pocket!"
|Galaxy's Most Dangerous Cute Lifeform: "Metriod"|
From: Moonage Daydream
Moonage Daydream says: "You probably got one already but I got two so just in case"
|Leg Upgrade: "High Jump Boots" named "LIV TYLERS BOOTS FROM "EMPIRE RECORDS""|
Skewdles says: "For being named RogueSamus you don't have enough Samus items."
|Smelly Sock named "dancing with his friends, having fun in bed"|
Skewdles says: "Smells like other-mom's lips. SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF"
|Espionage Codec named "nothing at all .... stupid sexy snake"|
From: Hunky Dory
Hunky Dory says: "special package from Mei Ling with love"
|EQUIPPED: Embarassing Yaoi Fanfiction by RogueSamus named "On the next episode of Storage Wars ..."|
Jemstone says: "You OWE me for this. Well, not really, but, hey!"
|Power Armor Upgrade: "Screw Attack" named "I'm chopping all of my actions but mostly power"|
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