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ItemHorse Weiner named "RonnyBojangles' Severed Raichu Dick"
ItemMost Amazing Thing Ever!!!! named "Henry Rollins"
ItemPocket Link named "Snooki"
From: Snark
Snark says: "He's eating fairies in your pocket!"
ItemGalaxy's Most Dangerous Cute Lifeform: "Metriod"
From: Moonage Daydream
Moonage Daydream says: "You probably got one already but I got two so just in case"
ItemLeg Upgrade: "High Jump Boots" named "LIV TYLERS BOOTS FROM "EMPIRE RECORDS""
From: Skewdles
Skewdles says: "For being named RogueSamus you don't have enough Samus items."
ItemSmelly Sock named "dancing with his friends, having fun in bed"
From: Skewdles
Skewdles says: "Smells like other-mom's lips. SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF"
ItemEspionage Codec named "nothing at all .... stupid sexy snake"
From: Hunky Dory
Hunky Dory says: "special package from Mei Ling with love"
ItemEQUIPPED: Embarassing Yaoi Fanfiction by RogueSamus named "On the next episode of Storage Wars ..."
From: Jemstone
Jemstone says: "You OWE me for this. Well, not really, but, hey!"
ItemPower Armor Upgrade: "Screw Attack" named "I'm chopping all of my actions but mostly power"
From: Kalis

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