Cyn

Age: 37
Gender: M
Location: Bay Shore, NY

Joined: 17 years ago on 02/18/04
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Cyn is currently piloting FLAMING ASTEROID with LostDecoy

FLAMING ASTEROID's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Creepy Suckerpunch
• Arm-Mounted Sword

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support soldiers by improving their defensive power. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Sword, a plan to use an unbelievable, truly astonishing boner pill to ensure inflation. During the Battle Of Yankee Stadium, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding general cleanliness. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and live to take a huge shit on some Kaiju assholes.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was an arms dealer. Somewhat devastated by the murder of some shitty cat guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 23 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each enchanting yeast infection was a step away from being less of an asshole that his heart yearned for.

Schooled at Yale where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up affair despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

Refusing to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to drinking a lot and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

Jealous people have described his sensual kissing style as "embarrassing weaksauce", while others have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the most heroic stuff since Arnold Schwartzeneggar sexually dominated my face."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.