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Age: 34Gender: MLocation: Baltimore, MD
Joined: 16 years ago on 02/19/04Last Visit: 7 months agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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“I am currently a 27 year old male, I am Korean American and really into anime and video games. I've been attending Otakon since 2001. I've been a staff member for Otakon since 2010. I would like learn Japanese.”
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What do you do for fun?
“Using the Internet and chatting on AIM. Going out to various Baltimore-area malls.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm currently unemployed. Trying to get enough money to go back to college.”
What's your dream job?
“Running an anime convention of my own. Becoming a science teacher.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“A cute, great looking female who likes to chat and who likes anime and video games.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“It could work if I get to know the person very well, I haven't tried one out but if someone is open to one and would like to try one with me, great.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Sailor Moon, Cowboy Bebop, Blue Gender, Witch Hunter Robin, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Stand Alone Complex Second Gig.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“techno, dance, trance, anime, video game music, j-pop”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Watching anime DVDs. Playing various video games.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Plan to go to Otakon 2013.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, Doom, Doom 2, Doom 3, Descent 1, 2, 3, Quake 4, Prey, Silent Hill.”
KSweeley is currently piloting FIRESTORM MINOTAUR with Evaunit01berserk
FIRESTORM MINOTAUR's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply ferocious repair services to civilians. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Heroic Cumberbatch, a plan to use an unbelievable, new concentrated energy blast to hopefully end this war for human survival. During the Battle Of Tokyo, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to boost the morale of everybody around them while simultaneously displaying outstanding masturbation habits. Often, commanding officers have been awestruck by the pilots' ability to chug a six-pack. Everybody agrees: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and live to smash some Kaiju limbs.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of lima beans and gin. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 23 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each grueling lesson was a step toward the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.Unlocked his inner unicorn at Yale where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked affair despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of nerds. Due to his actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.Refusing to learn a lesson, he re-dedicated himself to essentially being a huge pussy and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected."People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything he taught you and adapt to the new situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. Trust me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.
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