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MonsterGirl

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About MonsterGirl

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Laurel, MD

Joined: 6 years ago on 10/12/07
Last Visit: 2 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm a recovering convention addict. Im trying to catch up on reading and writing that had gotten missed due to travel and weekend in fantasy lands and way too much time spent logged in to video games. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an open relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I game... too much.. LARP, RPG, Board Games, Card Games, Video Games”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Write live action games, sew, work for a gourmet, read, get lost in the woods, make up strange real life explorative adventures....all sorts fo random stuff”

What's your dream job?

“Hmmm I think I'd settle for diva-in-training or perhaps demi-goddess of something. I've never been overly ambitious with professionalism.... I tend to fall onto the path of self enlightenment more often. ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Currently in the works..... the all Fish Superhero Extravaganza!”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I want to meet someone who is inspirational and muse worthy. Also more friends to enjoy Indian food with are always welcome. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They suck big monkey nuts”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Because I'm the Goddess & Girls Bravo hmmm lets stick Kenshin on this list too because he's my fake animated boyfriend. ”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Dance, Trance, Chill, Ambient & 80's Alternative (Long Live Depeche Mode!)”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Is this where I have to admit that I have a weakness for action figures, girls in neon wigs, men with swords, and people who aren't afraid of glitter?”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Intercon MidAtlantic, Origins, GenCon, Dreamation, DexCon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Lord of the Rings Online, World of Warcraft, Civilizations, Magic (shh you arent supposed to see this one), Cleopatra, Power Grid, Union Pacific, Shadowrun, Cyberpunk”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Lord of the Rings Online, sometimes I can be spotted in the masses of Rock Banders or Guitar Heroes”

Jaeger Assignment

MonsterGirl is currently piloting GOLDEN EMPEROR with Icedawg004

GOLDEN EMPEROR's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Invisible Halberd
  • Desperation Tackle Eruption

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply tricky blowjobs to basically anybody who asks, even during the confusion of sexual skirmishes. May be vulnerable to melancholy. Perhaps historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Defiant Unicorn, during which most of Philadelphia was destroyed in an effort to get laid. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to really bum you out if the pilots don't really have their shit together. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they crush the Kaiju without murdering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and beatings. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 19 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Gradually, she learned the secrets of sexually transmitted diseases. Each joyful fuck-up was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that her parents expected from her.

Slept with a village of hobos despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because of her immense determination.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.

Following the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to bat boy for the Mets by her commanding officer.

"Buddy, you can study the training videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything she taught you and adapt to the life or death situation at hand. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. Believe me, this is one soldier who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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