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Aeris

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About Aeris

Age: 38
Gender: M
Location: Cherry Hill, NJ

Joined: 15 years ago on 02/19/04
Last Visit: 6 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hi, my name is Matt. I am a such a homosexual that somedays I shat out rainbows. I enjoy men over 65 and someday want to have a 4 some with BFC, Gavin, and John Booty in his Sugar costume :).”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Create contacts for anime and video game related cosplay, I love researching, reading, Harry Potter books I also do photos now..... NOODZZZZZZZZ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“College, many things, contacts for free, free personal training, selling random FMA merchandise, selling noodz of Crhis”

What's your dream job?

“Teacher, just not sure which area as of yet”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I was the Temple Owl Mascot, it's how i got famous at Temple for a while.... then I blew up on the rap scene!!!!!!!!”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Sean Biggerstaff, Ein KcKellen, some British guy who is like how YOU doing”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I don't know.........it depends if they live in BRITAIN!!!!!!!!”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Full Metal Alchemist, ROD the TV and OVA, Abesho, Sexe Commando (funniest unknown anime) Kare Kano”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I like analyzing legitmate anime and manga and writing elaborate, detailed thesis's on how much value they have, or a certain point ai want to discuss... I love having deep passionate debates about them, too.. anime and Education should go togethe”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Anime Boston”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Honestly, I am looking forward to Metal Gear Solid 3, KH2, and a slew of Square-Enix titles, FFXII WILL BLOW YOU AWAY!!!!!! like other sexe things”

Jaeger Assignment

Aeris is currently piloting ELONGATED PATRIOT with LORD AWESOME

ELONGATED PATRIOT's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Courageous Arm Pound of Judgement
  • Justice Haymaker

DOSSIER: Role is is to destroy Kaiju and supply courageous blowjobs to basically anybody who asks. Sometimes, homeless men have expressed concern over the pilots' intensity. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they fingerbang the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a travelling Gypsy. Father was an arms dealer. Life threw a fucking curveball when imaginary friends were kidnapped by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 6 that he reached puberty. Soon, he totally failed to unlock the techniques of baking. Each sexual day was a step toward the sensitive touching that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a painful recurring prolapse because of his immense determination.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite impregnating his best friend. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, he re-dedicated himself to opening his hearts to change and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

Experts have described his partying style as "embarrassing bullshit", while mostly everybody else has described it as "completely dope" and "some of the coolest stuff since my dad invaded people left and right."

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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