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Age: 32Gender: MLocation: Fairfax, VA
Joined: 12 years ago on 10/17/07Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Turn in my penis? How will I open jars?”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Run, Bike, walk for hours while listening to music at 2 in the morning, mock the inept, sleep, nap, doze, draw, write, be endearing, pose sans clothing in front of mirrors, make people laugh, ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Sophmore at GMU. Also, jounin.”
What's your dream job?
“Comedian, Character Designer, Writer of Stories, Animator, Trusted Advisor of a Powerful King, Happiness Artisian.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I have a hoodie that says "Ivalice: Lancer University." In a UPS store, this old asian lady asked me where Ivalice was. I thought, "If I knew that, you think I'd be here?"”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone with an airship. Someone who enjoys extravegant, impractical language in everday sitations. Someone who can take a joke and, not just run with it, but outrun it.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Wouldn't know, never tried. Seems difficult, though.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Naruto, Outlaw Star, buncha Gundams, Hellsing, Bleach, Elfen Lied, bunches of others”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Video Game Soundtracks, Anime Soundtracks, Acoustic, Metal, Alternative, Rock, Ska, Classic Rock, Funk, Punk, Orchestral, Garage, ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“The stuff you listed. Artbooks are nice. Webcomics are awesome, in all their forms.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Only been to one (Anime USA), would like to go to others.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Final Fantasy - Console RPGs, MMOs, FPS, RTS, Fighting, Civilization games, tactical RPGs, Platformers, Adventures, Rhythm...most anything ”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Starcraft, Warcraft III, WoW (currently dormant account), TF2, SoF2 Demo...a lot of stuff. Ask!”
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